your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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