I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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