hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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