she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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