I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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