rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I still have a little drunk in my system
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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