It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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