Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Send help, water and tortillas.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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