going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
