We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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