is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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