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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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