A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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