Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize