I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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