I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
