Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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