Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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