Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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