4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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