He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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