I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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