the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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