yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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