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Wipe that smile off your face.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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