she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
please don't ironically join a cult
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