Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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