Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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