dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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