so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Randomize
