Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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