I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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