Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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