Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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