I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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