i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
