she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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