some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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