shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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