But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
It's blow job season.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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