I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
