So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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