I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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