At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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