we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
soo... how was my night?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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