I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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