Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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