love makes seman taste better
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You are a genius and a whore.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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