so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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