I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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