love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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