we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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