I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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